IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.



sandandglass:

Bryan Stevenson on The Daily Show.


callmekitto:

physically i would describe myself as a noncommittal wiggly hand gesture with a vague “enhhh” noise

#me #gpoy


zardmaster:

(likes boys but isn’t happy about it)



01sentencereviews:

Gone Girl (2014), Dirtector: David Fincher, DP: Jeff Cronenweth

"This man of mine may kill me."


missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold


  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
#text #me

justacoffeeshop:

doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat

sounds like you have tom jones disease

is it rare?

it’s not unusual


neptunain:

sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested


iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity